A tough, witchy phone case that wears its attitude on the back. The monochrome design pairs vintage botanical flourishes, crescent moons, and tiny stars with bold hand-lettering that reads “Not Enough Sage For This Shit.” It feels like a wink from someone who smudges, lights candles, and still needs boundaries—built to go nowhere and survive everything. The slim two-piece shell snaps on easily while an interior rubber liner soaks up shocks. The glossy finish makes the black artwork pop against the white background, and UV protection keeps the print clear through weekend markets, outdoor rituals, or just daily chaos. Slip it on your device and carry a little sarcastic charm wherever you roam.

Product features
- Durable polycarbonate shell with impact-resistant 2-piece design
- Flexible TPU rubber liner for shock absorption
- Lay-flat bezel to protect the screen from scratches
- UV-protected glossy finish keeps artwork vibrant outdoors
- Supports wireless charging (non-MagSafe); fits newest iPhone 17 series

Care instructions
- Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.